Yes, I'm this bored

1. Are you happy with your given name? No, I’ve used a nickname my entire life.

2. What is your guaranteed weeping movie? Green Mile and it’s more of a sobbing incoherently movie.

3.
What is the one thing you like to do alone? Read

4. What’s a major fear of yours? Depths of depression.

5.
Are you a pyromaniac? No, but I like to watch fire

6. Do you know anyone famous? Yes. They’re pretty much like most of the unfamous people I know.

7. Describe your bed: A boxspring and mattress on a frame with pretty Indian style bedspread and lots of pillows.

8.
What do you carry with you at all times? Cell phone

9.
How do you eat an apple? With my mouth <--what uncaged bird said

10. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? Depends on the sitch. At work required networking functions I’m a wallflower, on skates in front of 700 people I’m a booty shaker.

11. What kind of first impression do you think you give people? Not sure. I’ve been told I’m intimidating, but it’s not something I intentionally go for these days.

12.
Favorite communication method? One to one face to face

13.
What is your hidden talent? Spelling backwards

14. Do you own a Bible? Nope.

15.
How many drinks before you’re tipsy? I’m a lightweight these days since the divorce diet – 2 to 3

16. Do you have a problem changing clothes in front of friends? Nah, not even in front of strangers.

17. What should you be doing instead of this? Work.

18. Who was the last person who called you? I’m not sure since I didn’t answer and they didn’t leave a message, but I’m pretty sure it’s a bill collector since they’ve been calling every day for a few weeks now.

19. Are you ready? Probably not.

20. What is the last gift you gave someone? Handmade scarf with fingerless gloves built in.

21. Does everything happen for a reason? No. But we like to think it does. <–what uncaged bird said.

22. What is your biggest headache lately? Money. That’s almost always my biggest headache.

23. What color is your bedroom? Off-white, I need to paint.

24. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? Most of the time. Unless you’re a douche.

25. Have you ever pierced your own body part or that of someone else? My own ears and I had a bf a very long time ago who talked me into piercing his septum – I hated it and wasn’t successful. Blech.

26.
What kind of watch do you wear? Seiko

27.
What’s one car you will never buy? Monster Truck <--what Irish said

28. How many online journals do you read daily? Blogs you mean? Depends on how many of my online “friends” post them.

29. Do you cry in front of your friends? I have. I prefer to cry alone though.

30. Would you die to save the life of someone you dearly love? Yeah. Death doesn’t scare me. And there are people in my life who I think are more important to the world than me.

31.
Do you have any married friends? Ummm, who doesn’t?

32. Do you like thunderstorms? Yes. A lot. with lots of lightning and wind.

33. What was your first job? Counter girl at some burger joint – lasted about 2 weeks.

34.
What was the last thing you typed before this survey? A blog

35.
Who was your last IM to? Keith

36. Favorite word lately? Amazing.

37.
What’s the strangest thing that’s happened to you in the past week? Surprise birthday party

38. You have a crush, don’t you? Yeah, that would be on my girlfriend.

39. Who? Sm.

40. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments? I run my hands through my hair.
<– what uncaged bird said

41.
Do you talk a lot? – depends on the sitch

42.
What do you typically order at a bar? Bourbon and ginger

43. Name ONE trait you hate in a person.
Ignorance

44.
What’s one thing you’re a loser at? Financial matters

45. Do you like the rain? I am so fucking sick of the rain I want to go drown earthworms. Oh wait – the rain’s already taken care of that. Fuck.

46.
Last person you talked to in person? Co-Workers

47. What are your plans for the weekend? Bowling. Flyering for our next bout. Wiring my new house with my heart sister. Traveling to someone else's bout. Housecleaning.

48. How much money would it take for you to give up the internet for a year? Bwahahahahahaha. Not happening. Though sometimes I’d like to say fuck it all and move to Fiji and rent beach umbrellas.
<–what uncaged bird said (she’s quite clever)

49. Where’s your ideal marriage location? There’s an oxymoron in that sentence that doesn’t compute for me. <– uncaged bird, would you be my real-life friend instead of just an internet friend? Cause you make me laugh. A lot.

50.
What do you cook the best? Breakfast

51. What kind of books do you like to read? I’m a big fan of the words….

52.
If you win the lottery, what would you like to do? Pay off my debt, quit my job, travel, volunteer, school

53. If you don’t like a person, how do you show it? I’ll generally ignore someone I dislike.

54. How long have you known your best friend? 7 years.

55. What are you listening to? Not much.

56. What was the last thing you laughed at? My orgasms yesterday/early this am. (For really great ones, I bust out laughing rather uncontrollably. Good times.
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57. What do you wish you were doing right now? Having sex. <–me and uncaged bird, we’re like psychic or something.
This bitch has my number!

58.
What musical instrument do you wish you could play? Vocal cords

59. If you could speak any language, which language would you speak? Espanol.

60. What fingers did you use to answer this… RIGHT NOW? I know how to type so all 10.

61. Are you going to save your results?Did you read all the way through? Then this is a foolish question. <– uncaged bird speaks the truth.